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  • Teen Witch (1989) Blu-ray Review

    Teen Witch (1989)

    Director: Dorian Walker

    Starring: Robyn Lively, Zelda Rubinstein, Dan Gauthier, Joshua Miller & Dick Sargent

    Released by: Kino Lorber

    Reviewed by Mike Kenny

    A bonafide titan of cult cinema categorized by many under the “so bad, it’s good” section, Teen Witch exudes a laughable charm with countless quotable one-liners and even goofier musical interludes that must be seen to be believed.  Originally intended as the female equivalent to the Teen Wolf films, Teen Witch casts its own spell focusing on high school nobody Louise Miller (Robyn Lively, The Karate Kid Part III) whose crush on senior hunk Brad (Dan Gauthier, Son in Law) and hopes of popular acceptance are a stretch far from her reality.  Learning of her ties to Salem’s witches on her 16th birthday, Louise, mentored by palm reader Madame Serena (Zelda Rubinstein, Poltergeist), uses her spectacular powers to turn herself from brainy introvert to the most popular girl in school.  Helmed by Making the Grade’s Dorian Walker, this supernatural love story remains a riot from start to finish with Louise’s hilariously cruel and occasionally creepy younger brother Richie (Joshua Miller, Near Dark) stealing scenes as he dramatically ridicules his sister for being a dog before having the tables turned on him.  While its girl meets boy and falls in love structure is certifiably formulaic, Teen Witch’s major draws come from the not-so intentional humor derived from its gaudy 80s sensibilities and beyond wacky rap battle song numbers that will leave viewers crying with tears of laughter.  Sprinkled with quintessential sexy sax music and rise to popularity montages, Louise’s decision to ultimately ditch spells in order to gain real love is as cheesily enjoyable as one might expect.  Sharing company with similar misunderstood blunders as The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and Howard the Duck, Teen Witch, much like its counterparts, is a wildly fun concoction fit for cult loving cinema hounds.

    Kino Lorber presents Teen Witch with a radiant 1080p transfer, sporting a 1.85:1 aspect ratio.  Minor specking aside, colors featured in the loud clothing and makeup choices of the era pop solidly while, skin tones remain strong with natural grain layers firmly intact.  Sharp and crisp-looking throughout, Teen Witch has never looked better on home video.  Equipped with a DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 mix, dialogue is clear-sounding with musical moments during the girl’s locker room sequence, the infamous rap duel and the closing prom night scene all offering increased weight much to the delight of listeners.  

    Packaged with a first-rate supply of newly crafted supplements, the disc’s many special features include, an Audio Commentary with Stars Robyn Lively, Joshua Miller, Dan Gauthier & Mandy Ingber, Finest Hour: Robyn Lively on Teen Witch (23:19) sits down with the lovable lead today as she recalls the audition process and heaves praise for each one of her cast members, Dan Gauthier Remembers Teen Witch (20:14) catches up with Brad today in an equally lengthy interview where viewers learn the production introduced him to his costar and future wife.  Furthermore, Lisa Fuller Remembers Teen Witch (3:50) echoes many of her husband’s warm sentiments making the film with hazier clarity, Maken It Big: Mandy Ingber Remembers Teen Witch (16:19) discusses her love for costar Lively, her lack of confidence in Walker’s vision and embarrassment having to film the much discussed rap scene while, The Music of Teen Witch (21:18) catches up with Music Producers Larry & Tom Weir as they discuss their approaches to the film’s pop and rap numbers, the latter of which they knew little to nothing about after the production insisted upon its inclusion in the film.  Finally, Top That: A Conversation with Robyn Lively & Mandy Ingber (15:38) is a sweet and candid reunion between the two friends as they exchange memories from the shoot.  The film’s Trailer (2:17) concludes the impressive slate of extras.  A financial disaster left to die, Teen Witch has not only survived years of ridicule but, reemerged as a justifiable treasure of cult cinema.  Spells, dreamy hunks, gorgeous girls and… rap all serve their role in making this cheesy good time one that dares to be topped.  Kino Lorber outdoes themselves with the care given to such a B-movie favorite with its definitive collection of extras leaving fans bewitched.  Top that!

    RATING: 4/5

    Available now from Kino Lorber, Teen Witch can be purchased via KinoLorber.com, Amazon.com and other fine retailers.

  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) Collector's Edition Blu-ray Review

    The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

    Director: Rod Amateau 

    Starring: Anthony Newley, Mackenzie Astin & Katie Barberi

    Released by: Scream Factory

    Reviewed by Mike Kenny

    Based on the popular Topps trading card series, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie centers on bullied teenager Dodger (Mackenzie Astin, The Facts of Life) who befriends the Kids after accidentally unleashing them from their magical trash can.  In addition to causing mayhem and helping Dodger woo the fashionably feisty Tangerine (Katie Barberi, Every Witch Way), the Kids find themselves imprisoned at the State Home for the Ugly with Dodger and the crafty Captain Manzini (Anthony Newley, Oliver Twist) as their only hope.

    Created to disgustingly parody the Cabbage Patch Kids phenomenon of the era, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie continues the vile hijinks of Ali Gator, Greaser Greg, Valerie Vomit, Foul Phil and the rest of the gang in their first and only big-screen leap.  Performed by dwarf actors in bizarrely designed costumes, the Kids find themselves free from their trash can detention as they let loose of their manners and hygiene in their new environment.  Following noisy shenanigans at the movies and drunken bar room brawls, the messy misfits look to help their teenage friend Dodger impress the “too cool for school” Tangerine with his fashion sensibilities while, getting even with his bully Juice.  Attracting too much unwanted attention, the Kids find themselves admitted to the State Home for the Ugly alongside fellow inmates Santa Claus and Abraham Lincoln.  Although marketed for children, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie left parents even more perplexed by the characters’ caca and poo poo humor that popularized the controversial cards.

    Although devastatingly panned and tanking at the box-office, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie has resurfaced as a bonafide cult classic, enjoyed for its gross-out kiddie humor and over the top, paper thin narrative.  While its abnormally constructed costume designs appear poor, their crude, unnatural appearance give the film its unusually appealing charm.  Considered by many to be as tasteless as a stick of bubblegum, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is unquestionably one of the weirder efforts to emerge from the gaudy 80s yet, signifies a compelling time where hilariously fun dreck of its kind was ushered into theaters for the enjoyment of children.

    Scream Factory presents The Garbage Pail Kids Movie with a 1080p transfer, sporting a 1.85:1 aspect ratio.  Appearing relatively soft, skin tones emerge naturally while select colors including, outdoor greenery and the eye-catching fashion choices of Tangerine and the Kids popping better than others.  Faint specks and occasional vertical lines are noted while, black levels appear hazy and lacking an inkier presence.  Meanwhile, detail is most pleasing in closeups of the off-putting Kids capturing their acne and snot infested faces nicely.  Equipped with a DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 mix, dialogue is serviceable with no noticeable interferences while, bar sequences and music inclusions offer mild boosts in quality.  Crowned a Collector’s Edition, special features include, The Effects of the Garbage Pail Kids Movie (11:46) with new interviews from Special Makeup Effects Creator John Carl Buechler and Makeup Effects Artist Gino Crognale.  In addition, On Set with 1st AD Thomas A. Irvine (6:22), The Artful Dodger: An Interview with Mackenzie Astin (27:16) and The Kids Aren’t All Right (21:21) with insight from Garbage Pail Kids performers Arturo Gil and Kevin Thompson are also included.  Finally, the Theatrical Trailer (2:02) and a reversible cover art utilizing the original 1-sheet poster conclude the supplemental package.

    Universally trashed since its debut, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie serves the appetites of B-movie purists who find enjoyment in its many quirks and unintentional head-shaking hilarity.  Making suitable leaps from its standard definition days, Scream Factory treats this belch-inducing blunder like the gross gold it is with its supplemental package from Aine Leicht’s Cavetown Pictures being the major sell.  Don’t let your uncontrollable body functions go to waste without the messiness of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie by your side!

    RATING: 3/5

    Available now from Scream Factory, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie can be purchased via ShoutFactory.com, Amazon.com and other fine retailers.